Full Red Moon

There once was a full red moon
Whose color confused every Loon
Lunatic’s danced.
ER’s were well staffed.
Penicillin sales were a boon.

Blackened Pizza

There once was a black microwave pizza
7 minutes were the instructed dogma
Sensual aromas led to lust
Cardboard goo on a crust
Resulted in a scalded mouth cha-cha

Two Guys Who Could Write

There once were two guys who could write
Brain power equating to might
They folded like tents
Ignoring common sense
Then penned 3 limericks outa spite

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