Full Red Moon
There once was a full red moon
Whose color confused every Loon
ER’s were well staffed.
Penicillin sales were a boon.
There once was a black microwave pizza
7 minutes were the instructed dogma
Sensual aromas led to lust
Cardboard goo on a crust
Resulted in a scalded mouth cha-cha
Two Guys Who Could Write
There once were two guys who could write
Brain power equating to might
They folded like tents
Ignoring common sense
Then penned 3 limericks outa spite